I’m going to keep this casual. Not dramatic at all.

*clears throat*

Yes, yes, I will be sharing bits from my 20-year career as a professional dominatrix: session stories, cheeky opinions, poignant observations, technical discussions, and anything else that I need to get out of my head. Who knows, maybe I’ll eventually collect them into a book that you can saucily leave in view when friends come over.

So I bid you, gentle reader, to come and make yourself comfortable (in no particular order) as I write things that will probably delight, horrify, educate, and move you – sometimes all at once.

Bon appétit!